Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Heart Part 1 Left Ventricle

The Stranger Show aired June 7, 2012 1-3 PM
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The left ventricle is one of four chambers (two atria and two ventricles) in the human heart.
It receives oxygenated blood from the left atrium via the mitral valve, and pumps it into the aorta via the aortic valve.
Tegan & Sara – Don't Confess (This Thing That Breaks My Heart)
Trey Songz – Heart Attack, same
Demi Lovato – Give Your Heart a Break, Unbroken
Eli Young Band – Even If It Breaks Your Heart, Life at Best
Lady Antebellum – Dancin' Away With My Heart, Own The Night
Genesis, Hold On My Heart, We Can't Dance
Genesis, Hairless Heart, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Susie Meissner, My Foolish Heart, I'll Remember April
Cat Power, Living Proof, The Greatest
Linda Thompson, Versatile Heart, same
Paul Simon, Hearts and Bones, Negotiations and Love Songs 1971-1986
One Direction – Stole My Heart
The Head And The Heart – Lost in My Mind
John Mayer – Half Of My Heart
Robin Thicke with Lil Wayne – Pretty Lil' Heart

Pops McGonigle Heart Part 1 Jimmie Pieroshki suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for the treatment he has had. The nun asked "Do you have health insurance?" Jimmie replied in a rapsy voice "No health insurance.." The nun asked."Do you have money in the bank?" Jimmie replied "No money in the bank." Somewhat impatient the nun asked "Do you have a relative who will be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment?" Jimmie replied "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly.."Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God." Jimmie retorted.." Then send the bill to my brother in law. Wanda Landoutska awakened after the heart operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed." A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'." The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

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