Friday, June 29, 2012

A Face on Which Time Makes but Little Impression

The Stranger
A Face on Which Time Makes but Little Impression
Show aired July 5, 2012 1-3 PM
*=new music **=local music
From high atop beautiful downtown Beverly Hills California, the Stranger Show today tells you how to look stranger still. Many people know of the famous TV Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeons, but there are over 100 Plastic Surgeons in the 90209, 90210, 90211, 90212 and 90213 zip codes. A large majority of these surgeons are located on Bedford Dr, Wilshire Blvd, Spalding Dr or Roxbury Drive. In fact, many addresses have several different Plastic Surgery Clinics and Centers in the same building. What is one to do? Listen to the show today to find out.
Theme from the Twilight Zone by Marius Constant from
The Best Of Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone: Original Television Scores Varese Sarabande 1990.
Vehicle by Ides-Of-March Collector's Choice 2006
Cristina Aguilera
Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger - Studio Recording From The Voice Performance
T.I. – Castle Walls - feat. Christina Aguilera No Mercy
Christina Aguilera – Beautiful, Christina Aguilera/Stripped
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque - Burlesque Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Christina Aguilera – Hurt, Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade Of Hits
Cher
She has openly admitted to having had work done on her nose, mouth, and breasts, but, as she was once quoted as saying, “If I want to put my [breasts] on my back, it’s nobody’s business but my own."
Cher – If I Could Turn Back Time
Cher – Dark Lady
Meat Loaf (with Cher) – Dead Ringer For Love
Cher – Needles and Pins
Cher – The Impossible Dream

Tara Reid
Courtney Love
Courtney Love – Don't Mix The Colors, Kill Rock Stars
Courtney Love – Never Gonna Be The Same - Edited America's Sweetheart
Courtney Love – Uncool, America's Sweetheart
Courtney Love – Sunset Strip - Abraham Clean, America's Sweetheart
Wesley Willis – Courtney Love, Rock N Roll Will Never Die
Joan Rivers
Papa Razzi and the Photogs – Oh, Joan Rivers! Songs About Comedians: Comedy People Are Interesting and Funny
Rich Little – The Lady Is A Tramp - Jack Nicholson and Joan Rivers, Dumb-Ettes, A "Little" Tribute To Ol' Blue Eyes
Doron Braunshtein – Joan Rivers
Powersource Jason Zelda – "So Beautiful" (A Musical Tribute to Joan Rivers)

Donatella Versace Vivica A. Fox Victoria Beckham Kenny Rodgers Jocelyn Wildenstein Carrot Top Michael Jackson Gene Simmons Sylvester Stallone Gary Busey Mickey Rourke

Monday, June 25, 2012

Heart Part Four Left Atrium

The Stranger Show aired June 28, 2012 1-3 PM
*=new music **=local music
From high atop the Heartland Ice Arena of Lincolnwood, IL it's time for the Stranger Show. Today's programming on WUSR Scranton is underwritten by a grant from the Heartland Food Corporation, majority owned by GSO Capital Partners, LP, a New York based investment group and Chris Ondrula, Heartland’s President and Chief Executive Officer. It has grown through a combination of new restaurant development and strategic acquisitions to become the second / third largest Burger King franchisee with annual revenues exceeding $280 million.
The left atrium is one of the four chambers in the human heart. It receives oxygenated blood from the pulmonary veins, and pumps it into the left ventricle, via the mitral valve. Atria facilitate circulation primarily by allowing uninterrupted venous flow to the heart, preventing the inertia of interrupted venous flow that would otherwise occur at each ventricular systole.
Theme from the Twilight Zone by Marius Constant from
The Best Of Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone: Original Television Scores Varese Sarabande 1990.
Vehicle by Ides-Of-March Collector's Choice 2006
Hank Snow, Brand on My Heart, Best Of The Radio Broadcasts
The Flaming Lips – She Don't Use Jelly, Transmissions From The Satellite Heart
Bobby Womack – Please Forgive My Heart, Please Forgive My Heart
U2 – Heartland, Rattle And Hum
Beth Orton – Heartland Truckstop, Comfort Of Strangers
Owen Pallett – Lewis Takes Off His Shirt, Heartland
Sister Hazel – Stay Awhile, Heartland Highway
Larry Hucke – Life in the Kansas Heartland, Kansas Heartland
Shamall – Heartland, In Search of Precision
Randy Wayne Sitzler – Hard Days in the Heartland, same
Cherub Wings – King of Heartland, My Favorite Songs! Vol. 1
Jimi Brent – Cruisin' On Down These Country Roads, Heartland
Junior Brown – Highway Patrol
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young – Heartland, Looking Forward
Gene Bluestein – Paul Bunyan
The Tinseltown Players – Paul Bunyan -The Tallest Man
Papa Razzi and the Photogs – Paul Bunyan, What a Giant Lumberjack!
Phil and Paul Olson – The Bunyan Yodel
Phil and Paul Olson – The Bunyan Beguine
Monty Python, The Lumberjack Song


Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Heart Part Three Right Atrium

The Stranger Show aired June 21, 2012 1-3 PM
*=new music **=local music
From high atop the parking lot of the Coronado Shopping Center in beautiful Albuquerque, NM, it's time for the Stranger Show. Today's programming on WUSR Scranton is underwritten by a grant from the Atrium Corporation, the largest manufacturer of residential vinyl and aluminum windows and patio doors in North America.

The right atrium (in older texts termed the "right auricle", which now means the right atrial appendage is one of four chambers (two atria and two ventricles.) It receives oxygenated blood from the superior and inferior vena cava and the coronary sinus, and pumps it into the right ventricle through the tricuspid valve.
Moby - Bodyrock
Ultra Nate, Amber & Jocelyn Enriquez - If You Could Read My Mind
Mary Griffin - Perfect Moment
Ace of Base - Beautiful Life
Bruce Roberts & Donna Summer - Whenever There Is Love
Francesca - Been to the Mountain
Bruce Roberts with Elton John & Kristine W. - When the Money's Gone
Elizabeth Withers - The Emotions
 Michelle Weeks - Heaven Knows
Ron Perkov - Love Divine
Boy George - When Will You Learn
Godwin - Only You
Tony Moran - Promise
Safire - Don't Break My Heart
Lonnie Gordon - He Lives In You
Lighthouse - High
Lillias White - Over the Rainbow
True Colors- Cyndi Lauper
You Make Me Feel like a Natural Woman- Aretha Franklin, Gloria Estefan, and Bonnie Raitt
Enough of Me- Melissa Etheridge
Stay Forever- Hank Ketchum
Be Alone No More- Another Level and Jay-z
When the Rain Comes Down- Donna Lewis
Every Time You're Near- Alice Ripley
Frozen in Time- Jason Allan
I've Got You under My Skin - Lea De Laria
Wait - Lonnie Gordon
Late Night Grand Hotel- Nanci Griffith
The Very Thought of You- Michael Feinstein
Imaginary Love- Rufus Wainwright
The Man I Love- Jimmy James
You Don't Know- Cyndi Lauper
Want - Sunscreem
Somewhere- Billy Porter

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The Most Interesting Man in the World

1. He eats his biscotti without coffee.
2. He always wears his baseball cap facing forward.
3. He is admitted to the finest restaurants even when he is wearing blue jeans.
4. He always calls his waitress "honey."
5. He only makes his K-cup coffee in his K car.
1. His favorite pet is his cougar.
2. He doesn't know who Lindsay Lohan is.
3. He once kissed Melina Mercouri in Greece.
4. He once got a haircut from Perry Como.

Heart Part Two Right Ventricle

The Stranger Show aired June 14, 2012 1-3 PM
*=new music **=local music
Today's programming on WUSR Scranton is underwritten by a grant from the Buffalo Butter and Egg Company and by the Regional Hospital Heart Health Care clinic.
The right ventricle is one of four chambers (two atria and two ventricles) in the human heart. It receives deoxygenated blood from the right atrium via the tricuspid valve, and pumps it into the pulmonary artery via the pulmonary valve and pulmonary trunk. It is triangular in form, and extends from the right atrium to near the apex of the heart
Theme from the Twilight Zone by Marius Constant from
The Best Of Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone: Original Television Scores Varese Sarabande 1990.
Vehicle by Ides-Of-March Collector's Choice 2006
Herbie Hancock,Kebero Part I,Wisdom,The Essence (featuring Chaka Khan), Future2Future The xx – Heart Skipped A Beat
The Head And The Heart – Down in the Valley
Sara Bareilles – King Of Anything
Boz Scaggs, Lowdown, Silk The Kooks – Junk of the Heart (Happy)
Demi Lovato – Fix a Heart
The Head And The Heart – Cats and Dogs
Chambers Brothers, Time Has Come Today (Long Version) Florence + The Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
Adele – Melt My Heart To Stone
Heart – What About Love?
Mötley Crüe – Kickstart My Heart
Sara Evans – My Heart Can't Tell You No
Blondie – Heart Of Glass
Céline Dion – My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from "Titanic")
Norah Jones – Cold Cold Heart
Janis Joplin – Piece Of My Heart
Hafdis Huld, Bi bi og Blaka, Vogguvisur
Tina Turner, Look Me in the Heart, Simply the Best
Pops McGonigle's Ten Best Father's Day Gifts
1. Inevitably, a father is going to be stuck doing manly household chores, like mowing the lawn. And when he’s finished, he’ll probably want a cold beer. Save him the misery of Budweiser and sign him up for the Beer of the Month Club. Packages start at $20.95 per shipment, and for a little more you can mix in some international varieties.
2. Leatherman Multitool What else? You can never go wrong with something that cuts, plies, grips and screws, but a Leatherman is particularly ideal if dad’s growing tired of his wimpy Swiss Army knife.
3.USB Turntable for Old Records to MP3s
4. Grill Kits for the Grilling Dad
5. Rent a Supercar Mom might not be happy if her husband’s out impressing the ladies with a Ferrari 360 Spider or Porsche Boxer all day, but luxury car rentals don’t last forever, so he’s bound to come home some time. All it takes is $250 and a good stretch of highway for Dad to spend five hours acting like a millionaire.
6. The Ultimate Tool Chest A simple tool kit, or a Leatherman for that matter, will suffice for the occasional handyman, but if your dad’s garage looks more like a wood shop, consider Kobalt’s 53-inch tool chest. In addition to the usual drawers — with ball-bearing slides — this 16-drawer chest includes a refrigerator and a Pioneer sound system, plus LED lights in the lid for late-night tinkering.
7. Camping Gear For every great camping trip, there’s always one missing accessory that could have made for a better weekend. Maybe it’s something as simple as a headlamp, or perhaps it’s a bigger, better tend. If Dad’s an outdoorsman, check out Cabela’s camping selections or head to REI for Father’s Day-specific ideas.
8. Baseball Road Trip Baseball is pretty much the definitive father-son bonding experience, unless you’re one of those newfangled football fans, or you have no soul. The positioning of Father’s Day in June makes the perfect opportunity for a baseball road trip. You can plan it yourself, or have site like Roadtrips.com do it for you, with packages starting at $1,800 for four games and luxury accommodations. That’s just a little more cash than a Yankee Stadium hot dog.
9. The Gift of Cigars Correction: Smoking cigars with your old man is the definitive bonding experience. It signifies to him that you’ve matured from bumming smokes from your buddies in high school into a more sophisticated individual. Treat Dad to a box of cigars from the Famous Smoke Shop or, if you’re feeling lucky, try importing some Cubans.
10. The Gift of Beef If your father’s got a grill, has a cigar ready for smoking, plus a Leatherman for cutting off the tip, with a beer to drink on the side, and hates baseball, already owns a luxury car, owns no vinyl albums and doesn’t care much for handiwork, there’s always beef, because it’s what’s for dinner. Check out instructions on how to buy a side of beef or sign him up for a steak of the month club. Unless he’s a vegetarian, in which case, you’re on your own.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Heart Part 1 Left Ventricle

The Stranger Show aired June 7, 2012 1-3 PM
*=new music **=local music
Today's programming on WUSR Scranton is underwritten by a grant from the Erectile Dysfunction Clinic of Dr. Kevin Hornsby. For more information call Craig
at 678-638-6390 Theme from the Twilight Zone by Marius Constant from
The Best Of Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone: Original Television Scores Varese Sarabande 1990.
Vehicle by Ides-Of-March Collector's Choice 2006
The left ventricle is one of four chambers (two atria and two ventricles) in the human heart.
It receives oxygenated blood from the left atrium via the mitral valve, and pumps it into the aorta via the aortic valve.
Tegan & Sara – Don't Confess (This Thing That Breaks My Heart)
Trey Songz – Heart Attack, same
Demi Lovato – Give Your Heart a Break, Unbroken
Eli Young Band – Even If It Breaks Your Heart, Life at Best
Lady Antebellum – Dancin' Away With My Heart, Own The Night
Genesis, Hold On My Heart, We Can't Dance
Genesis, Hairless Heart, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Susie Meissner, My Foolish Heart, I'll Remember April
Cat Power, Living Proof, The Greatest
Linda Thompson, Versatile Heart, same
Paul Simon, Hearts and Bones, Negotiations and Love Songs 1971-1986
One Direction – Stole My Heart
The Head And The Heart – Lost in My Mind
John Mayer – Half Of My Heart
Robin Thicke with Lil Wayne – Pretty Lil' Heart

Pops McGonigle Heart Part 1 Jimmie Pieroshki suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for the treatment he has had. The nun asked "Do you have health insurance?" Jimmie replied in a rapsy voice "No health insurance.." The nun asked."Do you have money in the bank?" Jimmie replied "No money in the bank." Somewhat impatient the nun asked "Do you have a relative who will be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment?" Jimmie replied "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly.."Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God." Jimmie retorted.." Then send the bill to my brother in law. Wanda Landoutska awakened after the heart operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed." A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'." The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."